douchenamic duo

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.

Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.

by Reeseee May 28, 2008

douchenado

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

Douchenheimer

Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.

Guy 1: Whoa...

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...

Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!

by Guy who knows about douches March 27, 2010

Doucheneck

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

by Jspaz October 4, 2009

Douchenhaven

An insult that combines the pejorative term 'douche' - an obnoxious or egotistical person - and the general term 'haven' - a sanctuary or place of rest, with the result being a fairly poor insult that makes very little sense. This saying is generally used by fat kids, who will usually go on to use other words such as 'homeslice' and 'bro-sack'.

Person 1: "Man, that guy's such a douchenhaven."

Person 2: "..."

by Olliebrownnnn November 19, 2011

douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

douchenugget

A term which describes a total asshole. Originally coined by B.S., the term is characterized by lying, insincere comments, and general all-around douchebaggery. It is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.

Susie: "He did what?! I can't believe that! He's the biggest asshole ever!"
Betty: "I know. He's a total douchenugget."

by YaYaGirl April 5, 2010