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douche*baggery

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.
LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"
by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006
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Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.
If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.
by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009
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douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
by braetonfaith May 8, 2010
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Douche-baggery

The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?
by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009
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Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.
Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.
by I8mypen April 19, 2009
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douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do
someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery
by REPZERO January 8, 2010
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Super Douche Baggery

The act of being an extreme Douche Bag, exceeding the norms of Douche Baggery, and qualifying for the DBHOF - Douche Bag Hall Of Fame - see SuperDoucheBaggery.com
That motherfucker is so ridiculous, his consistent Super Douche Baggery is fucking beyond anything
by alexbizzle February 11, 2010
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