douchebox

a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.

"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"

"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"

"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"

by justliv2 August 9, 2012

Douchebox

A box and or carton of Douches

In aisle 3, you can find a Douchebox.

by A.T. Andy June 1, 2005

douchebox

the female form of a douchebag. commonly used for that girl who is just a dick.

"I can't believe she blew up my spot. What a douchebox."

by jpmizzo February 24, 2010

Douchebox

A synonym for an iphone

Apple unveiled a new Douchebox at their new event Douchecon

by Goan F September 22, 2010

douchbone

1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity

2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.

Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.

Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.

by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007

douchebox

someone even lower than a douchebag, yet higher than a douchebucket

steve's a douchebox

by beanerman557 October 14, 2008

douchnoxiousoolallow

a person who is a douche, obnoxious, a tool. and shallow. They enjoy blocking people and telling them as so "BLOCKED" . They feel they are better than everyone else around then and show it with their nose in air.

Kevin is such a douchnoxiousoolallow!!!
seriously could he be anymore of a douchnoxiousoolallow?!?!
how does such a douchnoxiousoolallow have so many friends??

by luverofmen May 18, 2009