dottie
dottie by likesthedude July 31, 2015
Dottie
Master of outwitting the squirrels, by wrapping on a window so that they fall from her birdfeeder into the pond below, Dottie is a being unmatched. She sits at the dining room table all day long with her saggy tits, smoking her cigarettes one by one, even though they told her she is sure to die, because she nearly did several years ago, and then again started smoking. She also tends to watch her 13-inch black and white television set even though she has a 32 inch color one in the living room, not to mention her son's humungous wang of well over (can't even be calculated right now, as he's currently sitting on it) the two tv's inches combined!
Dottie Underwood
Dottie Underwood is a 100% angel softie baby communist . She is the cutest person in the whole wide world that has a lot of personality . She is witty too . She loves Peggy Carter and pickles . Dottie is a girl that most likely loves only one person in her life and is a total softie and a child. But she also can and probably will snap your neck if you mess with her
Dottie Underwood by carterwood is canon April 26, 2020
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