Master of outwitting the squirrels, by wrapping on a window so that they fall from her birdfeeder into the pond below, Dottie is a being unmatched. She sits at the dining room table all day long with her saggy tits, smoking her cigarettes
one by
one, even though they told her she is sure to
die, because she nearly did several years ago, and then again started smoking. She also tends to watch her
13-inch black and
white television set even though she has a 32 inch color
one in the living room, not to mention her son's humungous wang of well over (can't even be calculated right now, as he's currently sitting on it) the two tv's inches combined!
The rest of the Dottie definitions are without a doubt, absolutely
wrong! Dottie, although she is hot, is not the hottest Dorothy alive! Just ask
Toto after she lifted her skirt whilst singing "Over The Rainbow" and provided him with some red
rocket treatment!