Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall

1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."

by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010