dookinate

(verb.) to totally blast a ridiculously huge and terrifying amount of fecal matter out of your anus completely leaving nothing behind but a log of propostorous size and a horrid stench.

Yo man grab the plunger i just totally dookinated in your bathroom.

by Jimbo Slice900 July 27, 2010

doofa doofin

running at a pace that is considered walking

i saw some fat bitch doofa doofin the other day trying to get in shape

by wowzers645 October 24, 2011

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011

doofin

being a doofus. acting a fool.

dude, you were doofin last night....you wore a penis sticker on your forehead for the entire party

look at my face in that photo, i look so high, im straight up doofin

by ms.communication October 28, 2016

dooflingy

That which cannot be named. Used as a substitute for the name of an object that you don't know or that you have forgotten in the deep recesses of your fermenting mind. The word is usually preceded by a pregnant pause as you perform a mental search... unsuccessfully.

Hey, turn that.... dooflingy off!

You mean my Walkman, you doofus?

Umm, yeah.

by Peter "Deacon" Bakke September 6, 2008

Dooflinkey

Any part, piece, or item that you cannot remember the name for at that moment.

Ron needed a dooflinkey to fix his car.

by Cutty72 January 15, 2008

doofeinschmirtz

A character from phone as and pherb. Normally a complete dumb asss

Doofeinschmirtz is up to something evil go stop him agent p

by Poopoo doodoo May 8, 2018