Doofusism

The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.

Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010

doofism

the act of being ignorant or stupid. dumb as shit. clueless.

that was a total doofism when he threw the ball to second base when the play was at first base

by silent shiznit May 20, 2010

Climate Doomism

An environmental ideology that is based on the idea that we are too far gone to fix the climate crisis or that the probability of change is too small to be hopeful.

Person A: I don't think we're ever going to solve climate change, that's why I don't care about paper straws.
Person B: So, you believe in climate doomism?

by Creeps_ April 8, 2025