INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Dongger

cross between donkey off shrek and tigger off winnie the pooh

aka zeke
an absolute numbnut ranga who has autism, short term memory loss, looks like a nut and is prepubescent evident in voice cracks and lack of hair. could say he reminds you of a homosexual. seems like a gay human, he's kinda decent once you can understand he's language. bag him out of love. very sensitive tho. make sure you have bandaids at the ready.

person 1: retard¿ autism¿ spastic¿ homo¿

person 2: all possible but nah he's just a Zeke
a dongger

by cronnie__________ April 2, 2020

Dingle Donger

When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch

I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.

by Flubber McDonkeydick October 26, 2007

dongered

Used to declare complete and utter dominance over someone in a contest. Typically used in gaming. Refers to a quick kill, usually before the enemy player can even react, but not always.

I just dongered the shit out of this noob. He never even saw me coming

by LeeroyGankins October 31, 2015

Dongerball

Not to be confused with the game dangerball. Dongerball is a game where you send a picture of your dong or your ball upclose and the person you send it to has to guess which one it is.

Her: hey wanna play dongerball
Him: what’s that?
Her: send me a pic of your dong or ball and I’ll guess what it is.
Him: okay

by bandits stuff December 10, 2018

Doingerler

Somebody that is not the smartest and often gets in the way

Look at that doingerler over there he can’t even walk across the street.

by WordCactus June 29, 2023