dingdong

A PENIS, usually quite tiny.

His dingdong was tiny, it made me giggle.

by Tjonez(nexopia) May 27, 2005

skiddly down dong dong dang

the usual response of a women or man when he/she puts it in the wrong hole .

"skiddly down dong dong dang that's the wrong hole !!!"

by crazy hot stuff 44455566777777 January 10, 2019

dongmonger

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."

"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

by Krishnan Pedro Gonzalez "The Chief" Iyer May 4, 2008

dingdong

its what you call a person when they have done something stupid

sarah :" hey look a dead bird"
louise: looks up "where"
sarah: " no u dingdong"

by c_a_s_s_y September 11, 2007

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

DingDongDumbass

A little bitch ass thats super cute tho and man i love him

"Man i love DingDongDumbass."

by Ridetheporkipump September 18, 2019

dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

by jesses55 May 27, 2021