don johnson

Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.

What a clown, that guy reminds of me a don johnson kind of a fellow

by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009

Don Johnson

The act of using ones' sock to either:

a. masturbate with, catching your mess in the sock

b. wipe your shitty ass w/ in the event of an emergency poop

thus leaving you sockless, like Don Johnson in Miami Vice

a. She got me so hot, a pulled Don Johnson in my car on the ride home.

b. That quarter pounder w/ cheese gave me the runs and I had to go Don Johnson in the parking lot behind McD's.

by Peter Forbin September 21, 2008

Don Johnson Rule

If you're 30ish and concerned a potential date is too young. Ask them who Don Johnson is. People born after the late 80s will most likely not know Don Johnson.

He is a violation of the Don Johnson Rule.

by TangerineGRL13 August 26, 2013

Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024