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DHMIS

The abbreviation for the horror YouTube series "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared."
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Hetero-Demisexual

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018
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Domestic Touring

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.
Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.
by #oneclub May 14, 2016
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Having A Domestic

When people are arguing, this is commonly known as 'Having a domestic', no matter the seriousness of the arguement.

See also 'Lovers Tiff'
What are those two having a domestic about?
Oh he nicked one of her chips, she wasn't happy about it
by Little - L April 6, 2010
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Domestic Entropy

The tendency of a household to became increasingly disorganized, untidy, and unmanagable.

Characteristics:
Rather than compress into small spaces, items tend to redistribute to evenly fill all available space (the Stuffed Animal Effect). Rather than organize into separate, homogeneous, classifiable and finite collections, items tend to mix into heterogenous open sets (the Junk Drawer Effect). Even if they are not used, without intervention items and surfaces inevitably get dirtier and not cleaner (the Crunchy Towel Effect). Partially enclosed items left unobserved for an extended period will, when retrieved for use, contain one or more dead bugs (the Cuisinart Effect). Attempts to organize specific areas will always result in some other area becoming less organized (the Spare Linen Effect).

The tendency of the household toward randomness is a feedback cycle. Disorganization leads to perceived attrition which leads to aquisition of additional items, which in turn increase the Domestic Entropy of the household (the Nine Rolls of Sticky Tape Effect).
I'm in a constant battle against domestic entropy; if I miss my chores one night before bedtime, by the next morning the house is so messy it would be easier to burn it down and build anew than to get it clean again.
by Suzanne Jackowski December 16, 2008
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Doise

Getting all set to make some doise.

Got to do something about all the doise in the shop.
by AlecSteelFan June 6, 2018
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demisemihemidemisemiquaver

A note that will immediately rip the hands off of any self-respecting musician.
I once was a pianist like you, but then I took a demisemihemidemisemiquaver to the hands.
by Burflammen January 31, 2019
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