Delusional

So far removed from reality that one fails to think and live in the real world.

You guys are delusional.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.

Furries are delusional twats.

by Shinigami June 12, 2003

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.

guy1: So I'm thinking of asking Leah out. I think she might say yes.
guy2: Ummm, are you delusional or something?

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

by laughingsquid March 22, 2011

Delusional Daniel

A man named Daniel who is going crazy over something he lost.

Dude what are you talking about? You didn't lose anything. You're acting like a Delusional Daniel.

by Quarketh April 16, 2020