DOGFUCK

3 cars

That bitch got the dogFuck gap

by Eldrifto April 29, 2019

dogfucking

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

Dogfuck

From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely

Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."

In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck

by Sir Veyr January 16, 2010

dogfuck

A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.

You're a sad excuse for a piece of dogfuck.

by Bill Brett April 14, 2006

dogfuck

to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.

23:27 CitrousRapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogfuck his way into the stupidest shit

by Matt Flynn April 30, 2006

Dogfucker

Dogfucker, means someone who likes to have sex with dogs. It usually refers to people from the so called "western world", also known as "free world" (because you are free to fuck animals) i.e. the countries in America, Europe and Oceania.

I hate those American dogfuckers

by Another boring user September 19, 2022

Dogfucker

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.

An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.

by That guy who calls faggots out June 14, 2019