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dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.
Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.
by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007
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dogfoodify

the process by which human food, mainly that of the cheap ground meat sort, becomes dry, hard, and oddly smelling like a day old turd. Of or like dog food.
"Yo! we better eat them tacos lest they dogfoodify up in here."
by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015
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dogfood

that dog is eating food, dogfood.
by dane hirst September 11, 2006
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dogfood

In the Bay Area it's another word for Cocaine
"I had to shake that hutch cuz the bitch was gurpin off dogfood"
by Paulrus April 17, 2006
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dogfood

One who eats fast foods. A typical dogfood stuffs him/herself with dog food sold in Mc Donalds, Burger King, or any chain food outlet. An American.
A couple of dogfoods were sitting on a bench drinking their favorite piss they call beer.
by Anton July 7, 2004
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dog foot

I was at my friend's house his dog foot
by big dong 445 November 1, 2018
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DOGTOOTH

A way to activate your male god complex as a female
I just listened to DOGTOOTH and now I’m ready to fuck bitches
by LEUB April 17, 2023
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