dogfart

1.) Verb: the act of farting on/near/at someone so that they smell your ass like dogs do

2.) Noun: the actual fart laid while dogfarting

3.) Noun: gas released from a dog's anus

1.) I totally dogfarted you while you were sleeping.

2.) I can taste that dogfart.

3.) Your dog just laid a fart

by Notapussy August 27, 2009

dogfart

Used when something is so far better then something else that it's the undisputed winner.

Derived from the website of black guys with huge cocks. Miles ahead of any white guy...

You can't fuck with that, it's the dogfart.

You can also say...

You can't fuck with that, it's the df.

by boner50 February 6, 2005

dogfart

Literally translated from Chinese slang which has the same meaning as "bullshit" in English, meaning stupid and nonsense.

A: I just came back from work.
B: Dogfart! you went the club today. You think I dunno?

by markringoud January 8, 2026

Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.

I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020

Dogwarts

In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?

If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.

by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022

dogwarts

A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.

Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:

by fatmanslender August 22, 2022

Dog Fart

One of the foulest odors known to man. Occasionally known to be lethal. As many other poisonous creatures, dogs are also immune to their own toxic odor. And typically are unaware of releasing said toxin. As it makes no audible sound upon its release.

Guy 1: Dude! That was one nasty dog fart!

Guy 2: We better get out of here.

by The Killer Squirrel June 24, 2009