You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

by Blikk August 13, 2008

You're doing it! / You did it again!

a noncommittal critique of one's film directed towards the creator of the lackluster piece of artwork used to reassure them with a substitution for praise.

You're a hollywood hotshot... You're attending the premiere screening of yet another Saw movie, Saw 14. You can't tell the director he did a good job, because he didn't. Instead, what do you say? "You're doing it! / You did it again!"

by ElroySpinelli June 23, 2009

Where you can go and what you can do while you're there

A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

by citymouse December 8, 2006

what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick

James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

by Canarsie57 December 17, 2021

Do as you're told

Another word for cocaine

I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?

by Boiled Over April 2, 2022

you're doing fine

Doing OK.

Sha la la Joseph, you're doing fine

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023