DMPD'd

How to quickly break up with your girlfriend via text messaging. An abbreviation for the term "dumped". Made infamous by Morgan Grimes on the NBC TV show "Chuck" (season 5 episode 3).

Girl: Hey honey wanna hang out tonight?
Guy: Nah, G. I gotta hang wid my hommies.
Girl: What you dont wanna be with me?
Guy: DMPD'd
Girl: OMG did you just break up with me via text message? :"(

by kgb213 November 13, 2011

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dmpteog

Don't Make Perfect The Enemy Of Good

Pronounce: "dump-tea-ogg"

Commonly used by fans of Theresa May's Brexit 2018 deal, as a catch-all come-back for when questioned as to why it's so bad for Britain.
Also, a good put-down to counter perfectionists or anyone who has criticised your half-assed attempt at a job.

"Teacher: Simpson, this homework assignment is abysmal like you just did it in 5 minutes waiting outside the classroom"
"Pupil: Miss, dmpteog - remember, Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without — Confucius"
"Teacher: You're right...as you were. Stop chewing!"

by Spibat January 25, 2019

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DMPC

DMPC; Dungeon Master Player character: A player character by the Dungeon master or DM makes in Dungeon And Dragons or any other ttrpg.

A lot of pitfalls come with making DMPC's and it's generally discouraged in the ttprg scene.

"Wow that DMPC is cringe!"

by lDevilinal July 2, 2021

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