A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral
by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020
Get the Hard Erect Dong mug.Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.
Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs
Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs
by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017
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by The Dongerlord is fucking them July 12, 2015
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<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>
"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."
As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>
"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."
As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
by Rationalize October 10, 2011
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Get the Dong sniffer mug.noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010
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