The entirety of distorted facts and figures involving the “need for a border wall” coupled with the egregious manipulative use of a Federal shutdown presented by the Racist in Chief during the first formal televised speech of his administration.
The wall of distortion is that any of this is a national crisis and it’s sole purpose is to detract from his long-term and undeniable collusion with Vladimir Putin.
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It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
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Get the distortedglitch mug.The condition one generally has after eating and digesting a Ditto Pokemon when it is time to poop it out.
Jessie: James... you alright in there?
(poop noises)
James: My poop is pink Jessie! My ass is burning! Gahhh who told you eating a Ditto would give me it's powers? I have Dittorhea!
Jessie: James' butthole blasting off again...
(poop noises)
James: My poop is pink Jessie! My ass is burning! Gahhh who told you eating a Ditto would give me it's powers? I have Dittorhea!
Jessie: James' butthole blasting off again...
by bertboyman May 28, 2019
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by Jax August 27, 2004
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Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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