After ensuring enough alcoholic lubrication, bring a female companion home and attempt to initiate intercourse. Upon beginning this, immediately fall asleep.
by petrius July 05, 2019
by Ryan Dixon July 04, 2003
The unknown creator of mankind. Believing that God or The Big Bang created the world is propostrous, as this man IS the creator of the world. I am confident about this because I have met him and speak to him on frequent occasions. Just last week when he was ill, the whole world was swept with an evil, dark presence, in the fact that it wasnt properly light until 11am and started to get dark around 2pm. Until he came back, when there was a joyus amount of sunshine to have.
Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201 car and the packet of Dixons that broke through the potato snack barrier in 2003.
Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (5 years, 6").
Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201 car and the packet of Dixons that broke through the potato snack barrier in 2003.
Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (5 years, 6").
"A Packet of Dixons"
"How many roads must a Dixon walk down before he's called a Dixon"
"Many Dixons make light work"
"Mark Dixon: We hardly knew ye"
"My Dixon is a worker, he did the fridge last week"
"How many roads must a Dixon walk down before he's called a Dixon"
"Many Dixons make light work"
"Mark Dixon: We hardly knew ye"
"My Dixon is a worker, he did the fridge last week"
by fat_gal January 11, 2006
-verb
1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.
2. To do half a job
1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.
2. To do half a job
by walkies May 22, 2009
A sexual position in which the receiver positions themselves on the floor with all of their weight on shoulders and upper back while facing their genitalia towards the ceiling (usually up against the end of a bed). The giver then squats above the receiver and repeatedly enters and withdraws in a bobbing motion similar to that practiced by East End police officers of the 1950s.
The term "Dixon" derives from the popular UK TV program "Dixon of Dock Green" which ran for an impressive 21 years between 1955 and 1976. Jack Warner starred as the cockney bobbing police officer... "evenin' all" *bob bob*
The term "Dixon" derives from the popular UK TV program "Dixon of Dock Green" which ran for an impressive 21 years between 1955 and 1976. Jack Warner starred as the cockney bobbing police officer... "evenin' all" *bob bob*
Harry: I gave Cheryl a right Dixoning last night. She's got carpet burns all across the back of her shoulders.
Peter: Goodness!
Peter: Goodness!
by man called Sun March 07, 2007
A sexual position in which the receiver positions themselves on the floor with all of their weight on shoulders and upper back while facing their genitalia towards the ceiling (usually up against the end of a bed). The giver then squats above the receiver and repeatedly enters and withdraws in a bobbing motion.
The term "Dixon" derives from the popular UK TV program "Dixon of Dock Green" which ran for an impressive 21 years between 1955 and 1976. Jack Warner starred as the cockney bobbing police officer... "evenin' all" *bob bob*
The term "Dixon" derives from the popular UK TV program "Dixon of Dock Green" which ran for an impressive 21 years between 1955 and 1976. Jack Warner starred as the cockney bobbing police officer... "evenin' all" *bob bob*
Harry: I gave Cheryl a right Dixoning last night. She's got carpet burns all across the back of her shoulders.
Peter: Goodness!
Peter: Goodness!
by man called Sun March 05, 2007
Yeah, your doing the Dixon, you better watch yourself.
Oh my god, he's pulled a Dixon.
Who With?
Beth, again.
Oh my god, he's pulled a Dixon.
Who With?
Beth, again.
by mr. thing October 01, 2006