the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
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When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
by Effmanny June 5, 2010
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When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
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Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
by kingyo12 May 27, 2009
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The most awesome person ever.
A nerd, but he won't admit it. Calls himself an "enthusiast."
Definitely a nerd, though. But a good kind.
Often wears glasses.
pronounced simliar to "Dwivid"
No one knows where that first "V" came from.
The most awesome person ever.
A nerd, but he won't admit it. Calls himself an "enthusiast."
Definitely a nerd, though. But a good kind.
Often wears glasses.
pronounced simliar to "Dwivid"
No one knows where that first "V" came from.
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