Diversity hire

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.

Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."

by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023

diverdog

a dog that dives right in to pussy.
Also dogs it in king of the hill!
Queer

Spencer diverdog

by StinkyNiglet February 4, 2019

Diversity hire

Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice

My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay

by Owen Jones will save humanity July 21, 2021

diversity

Anyone other than a white guy.

Person 1: The dean says our campus needs diversity.
Person 2: Oh, you mean less white males?

by andrew parker March 31, 2008

Dilver Diver

A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.

"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."

by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007

diverds

A term commonly associated with your everyday salmon. This is the type of kid who talks in old english and fucks anything that walks. Once you are accquainted to this magical fish, you will be unable to resist his peculiar tendencies.

I knew that something was fishy when I found that pack of condoms in diverds backpack.

by btown nk June 1, 2010

Diversity Washing

A term used to describe the process of including diversity for the sake of pushing diverse agenda, or where it does not fit. This is very similar to white washing, but usually does the opposite. It most commonly applies to film adaptations of books, who race or gender swap characters to ensure the film cast is diverse, in places where the book or story characters were not. It also applied to historical adaptations in which a character (usually white) from history is portrayed as being some other race than they actually where historically. Can apply to film, video game, comic book, plays, books or any other form of media.

Portraying Achilles as a black man, instead of Mediterranean, is just film makers diversity washing Homer's Greek classic The Iliad...

by HereticalMind December 19, 2021