When you spend a very long time at the computer, working on your dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually cured by alcohol.
I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been sat here for 5 hours, have achieved nothing. It's due in in 48 hours :S
by princesshelz April 10, 2011
Get the Dissertation Brainmug. An academic dissertation that draws heavily upon the uncredited work of others. So named for the yellow highlighting that tends to be used to illustrate the fact, with a nod to the term 'yellow journalism.'
"William Meehan submitted a yellow dissertation drawing upon Carl Boening. Of course, since Meehan is a ranked academic, he will never be called on it."
by ChurchHatesTucker June 1, 2009
Get the Yellow Dissertationmug. Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.
Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?
Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.
Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.
by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012
Get the Text Dissertationmug. Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.
Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!
by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015
Get the Derp Dissertationmug. When you have been working on your dissertation for a a long time (subject to your own interpretation of a long time) and you start to forget random but important information.
Today , I forgot what year it was. I swore it was 2015 and an hour into working and dating everything 2015, I realized it was actually 2016. That is when I realized that I had dissertation brain. #dissertationbrain
by allaboutthatgradlife May 23, 2016
Get the Dissertation Brainmug. An action.
Hym "Publishing a dissertation (an original theory) is an action. Did it work? Looks like it! If you like actions so much then you go take action to ensure that they don't steal that because it'll directly determine whether or not somebody is a reverse orphan."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the Publishing a dissertationmug. by CueBall1130 October 21, 2023
Get the Dissertatemug.