deranged

this website;

urban dictionary is deranged

(due to all the weird, strange sexual things that are on here)

by Squat Cobbler July 28, 2018

derangedmitskiaddict

(previously catboy_epicurus)

a niche underground internet micro-celebrity, a girlboss who wears baggy clothing not in a billie eilish way, but in a hyper-attentive anti-social nihilistic modernist absurdist trendsetter trailblazer way

loved by all of her followers (not really) (wait no i meant yes really) (help she has a gun to my head)

i was pegged by derangedmitskiaddict last night, it was amazing

by junetheradical July 20, 2021

Dishragged

The feminine equivalent of teabagging; whereby female genetalia are used to smack someone in the face, giving the sensation of being dabbed with a warm, wet dishrag. Oftentimes leaving a residue.

YOU: Your dog dishragged me!

ME: What?!?

YOU: When I woke up to your dog, Taffy trying to hump my face, it felt like being smacked on the cheeck with a sloppy, wet dishrag.

by Quite-Contrary July 22, 2009

Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.

I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.

by timbre February 22, 2021

Distanced

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009

doranged

Someone named Dory (possibly the fish), who is a little insane.

Don't be Doranged, you can't swim away from your family. Stick together. Dude, you can't vote for Stein in a swing state, unless you want Trump, you're Doranged.

by duhmazing October 30, 2016

Deranged

So cool, it's twisted.
Similar to calling something 'sick'.

That party was DERANGED

by yuppppppp May 28, 2009