dislexia

The person that wrote the definition of 'dislexia' (as shown above this definition) is in fact probably dyslexic herself. Her inability to even spell the word correctly pretty much proves it. You fucking idiot.

Some of the idiots on here are fucking dyslexic.

by jamie August 5, 2004

Dysleftic

The condition of a person who cannot tell left from right

"It took us an extra hour to get here because Sue is dysleftic and can't read directions."

by Micotomy July 29, 2012

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

dog-of-Dislexia

The sig master of PBR. Has been sigged 30+ times. One of the two members who keeps the stories forum alive.

LMAO, d-o-D, SIGGED!!!

by GranDream October 27, 2004

Dysleftia

A disorder where a person chronically inverts left and right on a short term basis.

I was driving with my mom and came to anintersection. She said turn left and I turned right. Then she laughed and said she meant right anyway. Good thing we both have Dysleftia.

by mmmthink January 9, 2020

Dislestia

Common ship name for My little pony friendship is magic ship between Characters Discord & Princess Celestia.

My favorite ship has to be Dislestia!

by IknowBall! December 22, 2022

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017