discreet

A delicate issue (mostly emotional )that need to be approached with care and great consideration...

Abdullah discreetly told to Leeroy that his dog was ran over...

by mosku June 24, 2005

Discreet Creeping

The art of snapping embarrasing photos of rank sluts and weirdos without them knowing.

Jenna: My thong is hanging out and i'm a slut! I hope no one will practice discreet creeping on me!

by creeperphotosofjenna October 6, 2009

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

Discreet Cum

The act of a man stealthily ejaculating upon a woman after springing upon her from the shadows followed by a hasty retreat.

I am going to discreet cum her.

by TheHappyGrassMan December 4, 2022

discreet incounter

a person thats secretly having sex with another person other then your spouse.

Tim wanted a discreet incounter so he went on a dating website to find a lucky woman.(but shes a bitch)

by oopopop March 21, 2008

Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.

"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"

by Yes indeed August 11, 2009