DisConfuberate

DisConfuberate-means you don’t have your SHIT together!!

I was DisConfuberated in the morning.

by Jill Grace April 24, 2019

Disconfrapulate

To cause Malfunction, Failure.
To cause something to stop functioning correctly
To cause a person to become confused, disoriented or insane.

The lightning strike completely disconfrapulated the computer systems.
The Network is disconfrapulated.
That hit on the head must have disconfrapulated him.

by Endless Summer June 27, 2008

Disconflabibulationalisticism

The feeling one has after listening to Joe Biden speak publicly.

I left the DNC rally feeling an overwhelming disconflabibulationalisticism about Biden’s plans.

I wasn’t really sure what was said.

He starts talking and it’s like watching a gas powered windup toy on a merry-go-round in a hurricane..

I don’t know why you’re here

I don’t know what you’re doing

I don’t know where you’re going.

I don’t think you know either...

by The Helpful Geek September 24, 2020

Disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.

I picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Disconfigurated

1. To be warped and twisted
2. To be messed up beyond all repair
3. Visually disturbing
4. To be confused, out of place
5. Extremely abnormal

Do you see my room it's completely disconfigurated.
Do you see that guys face it's really disconfigurated.
I created a website but the background is all disconfigurated.

by Awesomeo0ne June 28, 2011

Disconfuckulated

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person

Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man

by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019

disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

by Sasha July 3, 2003