Disstrophobia

When you want to be yourself but everyone in your surrounding environment makes you feel, the opposite of what is comfortable criteria.

I got disstrophobia. There is no where I can feel like I’m at home, the places I thought were seem as if it’s time for me to find my own.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

Disastros

The hopeless MLB team from Houston that plays in an oversized convention center with grass and continuously loses to the dominant MLB team from Pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.

Lidge blowing that save is just another reason I'm not going to any more Disastros games.

by Stanley Picachowski April 30, 2008

Disastrophe

A combination of disaster and catastrophe taking place, usually in the workplace and sometimes involving doughnuts

Guy: I can't believe he ratted us out to the client for blowing off the meeting to go for doughnuts...

Girl: What a disastrophe!!

by AndyHay. March 10, 2010

disastrofucked

(adj.) \di-'zas-tro-'fuhkt\

1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED

percy spilled redbull on his laptop, rendering it more or less disastrofucked.

by nosuch human November 30, 2010

disastover

The hangover that occurs after using alcohol as a coping technique for a devastating disaster such as the Boston Marathon Bombing or the Sandy Hook Elementary Shootings.

I am sick about what happened at the Boston Marathon yesterday. And to top it off, I have a major Disastover thanks to the 4 bottles of wine I drank while watching the CNN footage.

by lologeorge69 April 17, 2013

disastrabate

To masturbate to climax, using only footage of horrific natural disasters as pornography.

Bret: hey did you see the news last night? That tsunami killed like 300 people.

Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.

by Moosedontcare November 5, 2015

Disastour

disastour /dĭ-zăs:’tʊər/ noun. 1. A trip with visits to various places of destruction, natural disaster, or catastrophe for pleasure, or instruction. 2. A group organized for such a trip or for a shorter sightseeing excursion.

We went on a disastour to Chernobyl and saw the city that has been abandoned since the nuclear explosion in 1986.

by Disastourist April 20, 2019