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dirty chris

A sex act in which the dominant partner spits and hacks up loogies on the submissive partner. Especially popular among practitioners of sadomasochism.
He likes the dominatrix to perform the dirty chris on him whenever he's in town for the weekend.
by iagojones August 20, 2009
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When your friend fucks a girl but pisses her off so you become her sugar daddy and fuck her too only to then also piss her off, and 6 months later she transitions to a man so now you and your friend are Eskimo brothers by fucking the same dude.
Damn Justin, I did a dirty Chris last night.
by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022
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When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.
Going to me grans, she has a best friend next door so might do a dirty Chris
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
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Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes
Good night last night my bird got dirty chris
by Bigal83 May 14, 2024
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When a girl is sexually teasing you but claims she doesn't have the time to actually have the time to do it right now because she has something important to do in a few minutes ... So you flip her on her side, pull her pants down just enough to stick it in, pump for about 30 seconds then pull out of her vagina, immediately stick just the head of your cock in her ass and fill it with cum leaving her to clinch the newly deposited load inside of her rectum while she goes and completes whatever pressing task she needs to do.
Dude, Sarah kept messing with me but was like "Oh no we don't have time, my boyfriend's on his way and he'll be here any minute" so I gave her a dirty Chris! Bitch had just sit in her boyfriend's car for half an hour just clenching it!
by Chrisanova December 8, 2025
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