dirty jimenez

The act of sticking your finger up your butt and wiping your fecal matter on your upper lip. Basically giving yourself a dirty sanchez.

Fuck giving that bitch a dirty sanchez, Im gonna make her do the dirty jimenez.

I can't get hard unless i do the dirty jimenez

by Stubs Magnificent July 6, 2008

Dirty Jimmy

Sticking a finger covered in semen inside a person's ear. A wet willy except with cum.

Dude after I shot cum it her face, I gave her a Dirty Jimmy!

by Nick the re-tard April 9, 2010

Dirty Jimmer

When you are balls deep in your family pet then you pull out a bottle of hazelnut liqueur and squirt it in your mums eye while she is filming you

Aww man I give mr fluffypaws a real dirty Jimmer last night. Totally ruined the family funeral

by Pupper rescue April 27, 2020

Dirty jimmie

Taking a used condom out of the trash, rinsing it off, flipping it inside out, and reusing it.

I was out of condoms and that bitch was filthy, so I went to the trash bucket for the ol' dirty jimmie

by themellonchef November 21, 2021

Dirty Jims

A person who uses someone elses laptop/computer to look at porn and masturbate, sometimes after they look up their Facebook updates.

Dude Conrad used my laptop to look up porn.

What a Dirty Jims.

by someguynameddude April 2, 2013

dirty jimena

When you get kinda freaky wit yo girl, kinda wildin, and end up cumming on her bangs

–Yo, I gave my boo last night that new type of champoo
–Whats that?
–A dirty jimena
–bruh💀💀💀

by Benalmádena Bitch July 12, 2021

Dirty Jimmy

A Dirty Jimmy is the sexual act consisting in a guy cumming all over another guy's penis, then the latter puts any spicy seasoning on his hand and masturbates his cum-drenched dick, and when the mix is homogenous, someone else sucks dry the poor fella's dick.

A: Have you ever done a dirty jimmy?
B: Last week my girl tried to pressure me into doing it, but there's no way I'm turning my dick into a nasty birthday party hot-dog.

by C__S September 29, 2021