dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.

your such a dip stick

by josh April 29, 2003

dip-stick

shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.

by Chioma August 3, 2006

Dip Stick

Things 7th grade math teachers say.
Dip stick also has a slang words like:
Tampon or penis

Teacher:Hey you dip sticks sit down.
Us:......¿

by Riah_1234go October 29, 2019

Dip Stick

The usage of fingers during sexual activities to gage the moistness of a woman's vagina.

"My dip stick tells me you need lubrication"

by Kieron J Casey May 23, 2006

dip stick

When a guy masturbates to near orgasm and before he cums he shoves a thin metallic wire down the hole of his penis supposedly enhancing the orgasm.

"I like to dip stick when my wife doesn't blow me."

by pink zeppelin December 14, 2007

double dip-stick

verb : one male ejaculates into a woman's ass crack, then another male scoops up the cum with his penis then makes another woman suck it all off.

After a wild night at Mirage, Mikey and his friend double dip-sticked their underaged, drunken bitches.

by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007

Dirty Dip Stick

The act of plunging the boner that has recently been pounding butthole into the mouth of the woman. Often times the boner has residue of dookie, thus making it a dirty dip stick.

That bitch wouldn't shut up when I was pounding her from behind, so I had to give her the Dirty Dip Stick.

by Ryan W17 February 1, 2008