Dinglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.

The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

dingleturd

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW

i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!

by Veeks August 3, 2007

Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.

Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.

by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011

Dinglefart

A fart, often moist, that when released follows the perpetrator wherever he or she travels.

Person one: Jesus! Who shit their drawers?
Person two: Dude that was me, but I laid it over there next to those fuglies. It must have followed me over here.
Person one: You gotta learn to cut those off! That was a Dinglefart!

by ShwingMaster August 21, 2013

Dinglesaurus Rex

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor

Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."

by PatH93 December 10, 2011

dinglesauce

when someone wants to shove a finger up your ass with sauce on it

hey sir would you like to dinglesauce me;)

by dinglesauce June 16, 2020

Dinglebarista

A coffee Brewer with an itchy butthole

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"

by Peven glugh January 30, 2022