Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.

Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.

by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011

Dinglefart

A fart, often moist, that when released follows the perpetrator wherever he or she travels.

Person one: Jesus! Who shit their drawers?
Person two: Dude that was me, but I laid it over there next to those fuglies. It must have followed me over here.
Person one: You gotta learn to cut those off! That was a Dinglefart!

by ShwingMaster August 21, 2013

Dinglebarista

A coffee Brewer with an itchy butthole

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"

by Peven glugh January 30, 2022

Dinglefart

Retard, dumbass, weirdo.

Look at that dinglefart driving the Civic... I think he's gonna race that cobra.

What a dinglefart, why is that hot chick with him.

by Johngirl June 22, 2017

dinglewad

A word referrring to someone who is a jackass.

That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!

by MSN April 20, 2006

Dingledork

adj. A meshing or fusion of both the words dingle berry and dork. Used to mainly describe someone who completely fits both word descriptions. In a literal sense, a very smelly person who looks like a whales penis.

"Dude, you're a fuckin' dingledork."

"You fucking stink! Get away from me, fucking dingledork!"

by I Don't Need to Whisper June 26, 2006

dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010