Dingwall

a cunt

Petrie: Niven your being a dingwall right now
Niven: fuck off now your being a Dingwall
Dingwall: fuck off both of you
Chen: MATRON

by Bob'sShityCoatHangers February 6, 2017

dingwall

an abuser of primates

dont let him near the chimps, he is a dingwall

by dermott October 9, 2003

Dingwall Drop

The moment when a hard teacher suddenly reveals just how difficult their class is and sends your grade to the shadow realm.

My chemistry teacher just gave me the Dingwall Drop on that test.

by Charles Entertainment Cheese October 18, 2017

Dongball

The tactic of complete shit housery in English football

Birmingham City prefers Dongball to attractive football

by Blues Fan August 3, 2019

Dungballs

When one has the squits or a rather large log that brushes or gives the balls a coating.

"Aw mate I Had the green apple splatters last night and gave myself a bad case of dungballs"

by Crystalogic October 4, 2020

Dinkball

When you are playing tennis and are only barely hitting (dinking) the ball.

Man, I have no power forehand or backhand today, I'm playing frickin' dinkball.

by -Tennis guy May 13, 2005

Dingwall

What you call a person who pulls into the left lane and blocks the lane for a long period of time by driving next to the vehicle in the right lane. Could also be used to describe a driver who drives in the fast lane.

Would you look at this f-in Dingwall. What a Dingwall. Hey Dingwall, Get past this Dingwall. Watch out for that Dingwall.

by Matchoo5050 August 4, 2016