dingaling sting

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..

hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.

by joshxmoore July 31, 2009

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

Dipali

A confident, firey female who likes the idea of flying. Generally clumsy and falls over things a lot. This particular female will usually have only 5 best friends.

She's a Dipali!

by It's only me being me as usual October 7, 2011

Dineli

Dineli is a really good friend who you can always trust. Dineli always has your back when you're in a bad situation and will do anything to help you. She is one of the nicest people I know and an awesome swimmer. Also don't get on her bad side, or else!

Dineli: Do you want to have a race in the pool?
Me: Sure
Dineli: 3...2...1...
Me: *swims as fast as can*
Dineli: *curves in front of me*
Me: Hey!

by Dineli's Friend October 3, 2011

Drunk Dialing

To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!

Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.

by Rejean November 24, 2006

Boob Dialing

When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.

-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!

*Takes out phone from bra*

--Who Was Calling You?

-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!

by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009

Dialistic

1. When your dyslexic and try to spell dyslexic but fail
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man

Man, Carlo really said Dialistic instead of Dyslexic. Point and laugh, point and laugh!

by Rektxington April 12, 2021