Dilfus

Idiot, moron, Mr Stonefield; or the tip of the penis.

What a dilfus!

by Doug Foster March 3, 2004

didlus maximus

Used to describe someone who is a master of being an asshole. Believed to have originated in ancient Rome, because there were a ton of assholes in ancient Rome. Also applicable to extreme cases of dumbassness.

Timmy was driving down Interstate 92 when a didlus maximus cut him off and slammed on their brakes, making the driver the true definition of a cockmuncher

by croikeydilehunter November 4, 2013

dildus

A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick)

He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!

by bB March 22, 2005

dillster

Common word for "dumbass," "fuckwit," or "stupid."

Damnit, Eric! You are such a dillster for dropping the soap!

by Jimbabwe March 26, 2007

dillup

a loveable, loyal girlfriend. Norfolk slang (UK)

"i am going to see the one and only dillup later"

"is everything going well between you and your dillup?"

by dustybootz February 13, 2013

dallus

Dallus is a beautiful person, she is really sporty and kind hearted ! AHHAHAHA at times doe;) she is a Great singer ! She's pretty ! She's in love wif someone but she would Neva tell ya!;) she's in love with music ALOT! She has a lot of friends and is popular -( well that's what I think cos I'm one of her closest friends) BYEE!
Dallus if your reading this sorry had to XD luv you!!

Awesome
Dallus
Cool
Sporty
Singer
Talented

Kind
Sexy;)
Pretty

In love

by Bettybeast July 24, 2014

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009