dildoze

To fall asleep while masturbating

Damn, I dildozed list night and my mom caught me in the morning.

by black_llama54 March 3, 2015

Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

Dilldozer

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.

As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'

by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

dilldozer

A raming device for a dilldo.

Dylan used his dilldozer on Audrie's lil cunt.

by ilovedylan December 11, 2009

dyldozer

A nerdy kid from coldwater michigan. On any given day you can find him at home playing video games or yelling at his cat to get the fuck off the bed because shes sprawled out all over his side.

Yoo Dyldozer!!
Wass uh dude.

by ElectricEagle May 18, 2018