dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

Dildomometer

A fictitious insertable device referred to as a way to measure a woman’s sexual prowess.

I'd give her a '7' on the Dildomometer scale...

by DG1 December 9, 2008

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

by vntrusso March 12, 2008

Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

Dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 20, 2020

Dillimeter

a measure of distance from one thing to another in close range.

Nicky-"Yo wheres the nearest seven eleven around here."
Alex-"Oh it's just a dillimeter away."

by Nikka Nikka March 25, 2009