dildo

the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo

by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo

A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.

by Chris Farina August 18, 2003

dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005

dildo

fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

dildo

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

dildo

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

by Collegebums August 22, 2003

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005