Dickhead Mission

Used when asked to do something stupid...

James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission

by shawba August 19, 2009

Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.

“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”

by Superchuck September 6, 2018

Backdoor, Dickhead

Philly slang for "Please open the Backdoor of the bus, bus driver". often used by teenagers and impatient adults when getting off of the bus

Philly Septa

Teenage Passenger: BACKDOOR, DICKHEAD!!!
Bus Driver: alright. here you go

by nintengeek March 14, 2019

Boo dickhead

Used to make fun of someone’s misfortune or a dumb action. Typically used in a sarcastic tone.

“Bro I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet”
“Boo dickhead!”

by Not tf u January 5, 2019

Dickhearted

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Dickhead

a person who is an idiot and shows it all too well

"Stop humping the chair! You're such a dickhead!"

by corianna March 14, 2003

Dickhead

1 - Someone who treats people unfairly for little or no reason.

2 - Person with a penis on their head.

Lubie: Dude, Anthony's such a dickhead.
Badass: I know dude.

by Lubie47 May 4, 2009