dickwart

1) Someone who thinks their better than everyone else. A self-centered prick.

2) A itchy, painful wart that can grow on a penis caused by gay sex.

A) That guy is such a fucking dickwart!!

B) Gosh dammit my dickwart itches so bad!!!!

by monk24 April 25, 2007

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

dicklarious

Something so funny it makes your weiner wiggle when you laugh.

"That was dicklarious."

by xSexybeastx December 18, 2008

dickaroni

when a boy drinks too much or does too many drugs and can't get it up, thus resulting in a limp dick

did you hook up with sloan last night?
no, he got dickaroni

by sarahbeara18916354654 November 15, 2010

Dickwrinkle

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

by Alex September 13, 2004

dickwadini

Someone who is less intelligent than the average kind of dickwad.

Shut up you worthless dickwadini. Tony is better than you, even if he's laughably stupid.

by Jack D. Russell March 24, 2007

Dicklarious

When one is performing a dickish move to someone else and it's absolutely hilarious, but cruel

" Yo is that an I phone 4? Let me check that out " *drop on floor*
" not anymore "
" lol dood that's dicklarious "

by J3rs3yd3vil September 11, 2011