dicktit

word used to describe someone in a sarcastic manner.

What's up dicktit? how re you?

by Brian aka shwangtwong August 3, 2006

Fucktart Dickwitt

a name given by girls that means a guy without a cock, due to his lack of understanding of the female ways.

Amy: geezzzz dillion has no fucking brain
he needs to get over it man up a bit.
Maddi: i noe his a fucktart dickwitt

by Maddi And Amu March 27, 2009

Dicktivity

Any sexual situation involving a dick.

1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity

by Annalegs January 30, 2016

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;

“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”

by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021

Dicktits

1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.

1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."

2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"

3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."

by Japhasca July 26, 2011

Dicktit

A word for someone that does something stupid and really embarrases you infront of a croud

*your mate falls over infront of the whole year on sports day and starts screaming/laughing*
"OMG what an absolute dicktit!!"

by Haynzee June 24, 2008

dickitry

The art of dicking around.

Dan was infamous for his dickitry, instead of finishing his work he was always goofing off.

by Marie11111111111 November 16, 2007