Dicktits

a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.

This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits

by nutshak February 24, 2009

Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Dicktit

a term used to describe a person that acts like an asshole. they are a complete and total dick, but that word just doesn't do them justice. so tit is added.

you're such a terrible human being. scratch that, you are a manipulative dicktit.

by DamnDudeItsJosie February 16, 2018

DickTits

When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.

Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!

by sdot91 August 18, 2010

Dicktits

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

by Joej October 21, 2014

Dicktits

A negative exclamation

Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.

by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014

dicktit

a person who disrespects you in any form or matter.

dont be such a dicktit gina.

by fabio gussini February 26, 2009