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dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.
Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!
by Hemispherical August 31, 2008
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dickshaking

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!
by ecrear November 28, 2010
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Dickshake

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.
Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.
by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009
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dickshaft

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago
He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!
by caago August 21, 2009
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Lightspeed Dickslam

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
by VI6VI August 5, 2011
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dickshaft

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.
She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.
by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004
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Dickshake

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns
by gbd199 October 29, 2020
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