dick stick

1) someone who actually looks up dick stick on urban dictionary

2) the reason why dudes find it necesary to constantly "re-adjust" themselves aka: grab their wang

3) some one who goes 25 in a 55

duuude look at that dick stick!he's playin ball in the parking lot!!

by ramrod69 March 28, 2007

dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.

Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???

by da doctar October 18, 2008

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

dick stick

When a male puts a females lipstick on the tip of his penis and rubs it on a females lips.

Guys I dick sticked a chick.

by FloppyNuggit July 16, 2019

Dick on a stick

A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.

Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!

by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008

Dick stick

A little little stick barely visible same size as ur dick

Rob: yo roger look at this dick stick I can barely see it

Roger: yo check ur pants to see if u peen is still in ur pants

by LILFADE March 7, 2019

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009