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Dickriding Buttjockey

A gay man who enjoys hopping dicks.
Tom Cruise is a dickriding buttjockey
by not found [Error 404] March 2, 2009
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Dicklytickly

A male penis with 2 eyes and 2 small arms that tickle you at random moments and cause you to laugh. Commonly found in black men and Asians on the island of coo coo kowa
Dude, did you see mikes dicklytickly?
by Turtleking13453 April 13, 2013
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dickticles

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.
by creativeactivist March 12, 2010
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Dickmitized

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.
"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."
by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017
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dickdatic

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.
by B. Dang February 24, 2010
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Dickriding

Dickriding(Verb)-(1)Dickriding is a situation where a freind or aquintance becomes very attached to a certain person.
Many times that pperson will find themselves behaving differently or acting like the person they are "dickriding".
(2)Or just being "on someones nuts".
Person 1:Damn that niggas actin' just like Jimmy he better stop Dickriding.
Person 2: Simon Ese!!!
by Megilla Vediaz November 3, 2006
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Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick
omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night
by Breelynn November 13, 2009
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