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Dickpression

Not having dick in your life.
Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression
by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017
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Dickpressed

Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers
The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.
by Marcopologr July 10, 2018
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Dickpressed

When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .
Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed
by Candy_box November 23, 2019
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dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick
This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.
by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017
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dickpression

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.
I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.
by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016
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dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression
by JazMar October 5, 2016
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Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!
Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up
by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018
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