dickphail

1. You failed..But with a dick
2. You failed to get laid

1. You dickphail!
2. I dickphailed last night.

by KBreezyJK April 8, 2009

dickpath

The dickpath is what happens when a dick goes on the warpath.

The boss is usually pretty annoying, but today he is really on the dickpath.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.

It's been a while since she broke up with her ex...Johanna is really on the dickpath tonight.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

Dickhat

A hat that is placed on top of an erect penis. Usually put together with a face which is drawn on.

This dickhat makes my my dick look so cute

by The 1 who read the dictionary April 28, 2020

dickpath

an empath who's also a dick, like those little boys on xbox parties who always know what slur what to call you

Vince: man i hate these little pricks..

Orpheus: they're such little dickpaths.

by cinnayconnoy December 20, 2023

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016