Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

Dickchair

What one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. A signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.

Hey dickchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.

by Jessbunz June 8, 2011

dickchain

can be used in various situations:

- frustration - "oh dickchains!"
- as an insult - "you are SUCH a dickchain!"
- as a positive comment - "that is SO dickchain man"
- as a sex move - "my boyfriend and I dickchained last night ;)"
- to scold your child - "mommy is getting very angry, don't be a dickchain!"
- as a nickname for your father - "mommy can I have some money" "no sweetie, go ask dickchain."

hey Jasmine! (dickchain)

by fluppy June 4, 2015

Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.

Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.

by THEword 14 September 17, 2016

Dickophile

An avid lover of dick.

Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.

by Nykimeow May 3, 2019

Dickpalming

The process of drawing a penis on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into looking at it.

"Why do you have a dick drawn on your hand?"
"Oh, dude, I was just dickpalming some people. I dickpalmed Robin so hard."

by mothgoo January 30, 2012