Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.

My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.

by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

Dickered

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

by Ran133 May 23, 2018

Dickweaver

Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.

me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.

friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.

by omglolbacon July 20, 2011

Dicktergent

The smell you get when you combine clean underwear and dirty dick.

It smells like dicktergent.

by Lovelee_pisces July 8, 2017

Dickner

Someone who slyly takes something from you without your permission, uses it, then just leaves it somewhere else, instead of fully stealing it and taking it home. You may or may not find your misplaced item at a later time, lying around somewhere.

Dude, some dickner took my wrench set from my toolbox, then instead of putting it back, he just left it in the driveway.

by sicksick64 January 21, 2009

dicknerd

A dicknerd is someone that was a nerd in highschool and grew up to get a position of power whether it is a managerial position or a cop or security guard and is a total dick about things for no reason. So they are a combination of a dick and a nerd.

the guy at the (fast food restuarant) was a total dicknerd they forgot my tacos and he told me to call corporate when he totally could of given me them for free.

by Jdeezy29 January 24, 2010

Dirkynerve

How to trigger a tech nerd by trying to take away his right to wear a Polo shirt to any corporate/personal/wedding occasion.

"We should ban polos for customer facing meetings". "Careful, you are touching a dirkynerve, oh no he has been triggered."

by rockythesconedestroyer May 31, 2018